Politics is serious entertainment after all.
But believe you me...when Bigfoot runs for president, things are gonna change around here, here's why...
1) Instead of the three piece suit, the official White House dress code will be anything fashioned in bear fur.
2) Chimps and orangutans will be part of the entourage and the secret service.
3) Part of the official exercise will be a long walk in the woods.
4) The official Congress announcement of his entry will be a long howl like Chewbacca's.
5) Lastly, there won't be any shenanigans in the House, you wouldn't expect human interns would deign to get near his woodland aroma.
6) Now, there would be grave reason for terrorists to fear the president.
7) One of his perks would be a personal assistant detailed to brush sirloin steak tidbits from his canine fangs, but that one would be heavily doped to stop from fainting.
8) Along with the latest feeds on the exciting happenings in the North Georgia Woods, Discovery Channel and Animal Planet viewings will be part of his morning intelligence briefings.
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