Here's why:
1) They don't want to be marched to every talk show for public interviews no matter how much the network bigwigs foist under their non-existent noses.
2) Imagine the peace of North American forests will be gone forever because you know how media people will camp for the night, and the other night, just for an exclusive. They won't think of nothing in hanging onto the flying saucer tailerons with the mic on hand.
3) Children everywhere will wear alien and Bigfoot costumes in birthday parties and Halloween. Imagine how their spouses will be so confused as to which is which of their offspring have gone to human habitats.
4) Porn actors will simulate primate and area 51 sex.
5) Kooks will found alien and giganthopithecus religions.
6) Armies will enlist them for Iraq, Afghanistan, and never to come back.
7) There won't be anymore sightings, just corporate, family, outing, and friendly picture takings.
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